Suspension of disbelief makes the world go ‘round!

Anonymous asked: Hey. Hey, Kessler. Is it safe to assume that if you were a troll, you would make whale puns randomly? And have a whale lusus? I was thinking of this randomly today and figured I would ask.

Hmm… Well, a whale lusus would be awesome, but I actually can’t stand whale puns hahaha
I guess it’s just because I always see the “Whale whale whale, what do we have here?” thing. It’s goddamn everywhere. So whale puns have kind of been ruined for me.

But having a whale lusus/being a seadweller (which I assume is implied by the whale lusus) would be cool!

Fuck, I’m bleeding again.
I guess I went into the mosh pit knowing that this was a possibility, but seriously.
It’s not pouring out like before though, so that’s good.

keikothewhale:

Humpback Whale

Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4222550/Whale-snap-is-flipping-close.html

(via somekindofasshat)

(via theknuckler)

That beard needs to be crucified. And then burned. And then the ashes need to be spread across the farthest corners of the world.

I concur. It was working out as finals fuzz, but now it’s not happening anymore. The removal ceremonies shall commence at midnight.

Kingdom Hearts II [part 8]

Don’t people usually do some sort of thing to celebrate this? Like a giveaway of some sort?

Whoops those are only the quality blogs. And I don’t have any talents, so I couldn’t make anything to give away. So, uh… I could, like… pick a random item from my house and give it away.

While I’m making a useless post, though, I should mention this:

Everybody needs to follow Reed because he’s cool and today’s his birthday.

So go do that and maybe I’ll give you things!!